So while I was in the Philippines I sent Yeye a photo of myself via KakaoTalk. So Yeye sent me a picture of the Onion plant she has been growing in our apartment.
Yeye's little onion plant
Why is she growing an onion out of a whiskey glass in our apartment? I dunno but I like it.
Thanks Jesus. De Nada
I was trolling my usual internet haunts and stumbled across this little piece of information. Those of you that know me know how much I love random trivia, this is definitely being added to my random fact list. Now read on about how the legends of witches flying on brooms came about.
A text talking about the origin of witches flying on brooms
Yeah that’s right…witches flying on brooms were really crazy broads flying high on drugs that they stuck up their va-jay-jays. WTF?
Perhaps one of the best things said about me recently…
Ryan is a genius, a man among men, a philosopher, and thanks to him there is no longer a toilet brush stuck in Ben’s shower drain. Welcome back to Busan dude! ♥
As too why Ben thought shoving a toilet brush into his drain was a good idea, I am not sure. But luckily I arrived boozed up enough from going to the Lotte Giants baseball game to achieve retard strength. Thanks Megan for the lovely quote.
So a friend of a friend was walking around Youngdo (the island near Busan Station with Taejongdae on it) and witnessed a Korean couple fighting in the streets. She pull out her phone and starts recording shortly after a naked dude saunters up and joins the fray. Watch for the part where he totally gets laid out…I’m pretty sure bare ass on asphalt would leave a nasty mark. Enjoy!
I love some silly comedy posts on different blogs. This one made me loose my shit, I was crying laughing. Perhaps it was the Makoli I drank, perhaps it was the time (4am), or perhaps my level of maturity is not high enough (probably that), but this stuff is funny!
So jump over the Woot Blog for their post about the Dangers of Discount Taxidermy
"Jake, we're out of bear teeth-" "JUST SLAP SOMETHING IN THERE! What's the difference?!"
Also go to the post where Woot stole their stuff from at Terrible Taxidermy
I wonder if it tastes salty?
Yeye found this little gem on the internets when researching Taiwan. I think I most definitely will have to stop in for a penis shaped corn dog if I’m in the neighborhood. Here is a direct link to the article and a video of the guy making a penis corn dog.
Original Penis Corn Dog Article Link
I thought this was hilarious. This Korean guy, Anderson I think his name is (gathered from the watermark on the upper left), gives a lesson on how to swear in English in Korean; thankfully with English subs too. I think he does a pretty bang up job at it too. So my Korean friends who have asked me in the past to teach them to swear in English, I’m think of you Frank, here is a good lesson for you.
This is absolutely hilarious! Conan O’Brien chats up some South Korean tourists at a wax museum and convinces them that he did something that would be truly epic (I don’t want to ruin it…you can watch the video). I love how he even got plenty of oooh’s, awes, and double waves from them.