Dangers of Taxidermy

I love some silly comedy posts on different blogs. This one made me loose my shit, I was crying laughing. Perhaps it was the Makoli I drank, perhaps it was the time (4am), or perhaps my level of maturity is not high enough (probably that), but this stuff is funny!

So jump over the Woot Blog for their post about the Dangers of Discount Taxidermy

"Jake, we're out of bear teeth-" "JUST SLAP SOMETHING IN THERE! What's the difference?!"

"Jake, we're out of bear teeth-" "JUST SLAP SOMETHING IN THERE! What's the difference?!"

Also go to the post where Woot stole their stuff from at Terrible Taxidermy

Korean’s don’t like Google

At least my Korean friends seemingly can’t stand Google. This made me curious since I conversely can’t stand Daum or Naver the Korean equivalent. Well actually I can’t stand much about Korean Web Design. To much flash, horrible browser support (honestly does anyone but Mr. Camp like IE?), activeX on every site, and a totally painful attachment to a security protocol that doesn’t conform with the rest of the world.

So wondering about the Google thing I ran across this article on Reddit the other day, here is an excerpt about Google:

Koreans do not use Google. Though there is a Korean version of Google (which works just fine), almost all Koreans use Korean search engines, Naver or Daum. Interestingly enough, most Korean search portals do not crawl web pages automatically. Instead, the search databases are based on registration and payment from websites. Because of this, most Korean websites don’t seem to be too concerned with search engine optimization, much less Google at all.

So I guess, one reason they don’t dig Google is because, well, Google can’t find whatever it is they are searching for. Silly since almost all of the Korean phone manufactures are producing smart phones featuring Google Android; which obviously has native support for Google web solutions.

United we rise

I thought this was a great video. I never heard this Charlie Chaplin speech before, but it’s fantastic. It’s from one of his movies called The Great Dictator. The movie is 60 years old but this speech still seems to hold true. Hope those fires of revolution against oppression in the Middle East and North Africa keep on burning.

Also I’m not sure on where I stand on outside forces jumping into the fray in Libya. I’m down with the no-fly zone to stop Gaddafi from bombing his own people, but should international forces intervene? It kind of muddies up the revolution, but then again I’m not knowledgeable enough about the situation there. Also Bahrain, Yemen, and others keep up the good fight. North Korea and Iran feel free to join in anytime you want.

P.S. Larry I hope your recovery is going well. Hurry and heal up so you can get back to busting my Dad’s chops.

The full text of the speech is after the jump  Continue reading

Paying for teachers in America

This morning I was talking to my Dad about the pay that teachers receive in America. I keep hearing about the ridiculousness that is happening up in Wisconsin; way to go protesters, keep it up! I know this is probably a little dated for most netizens (by dated I mean 2 weeks), but my Dad hadn’t seen it so I thought it was worthy to share on zee blog (quoted from some dude on facebook):

Are you sick of high paid teachers? Teachers’ hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work 9 or 10 months a year! It’s time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they do – baby sit! We can get that for less than minimum wage.

That’s right. Let’s give them $3.00 an hour and only the hours they worked; not any of that silly planning time, or any time they spend before or after school. That would be $19.50 a day (7:45 to 3:00 PM with 45 min. off for lunch and plan — that equals 6 1/2 hours).

Each parent should pay $19.50 a day for these teachers to baby-sit their children.

Now how many do they teach in day…maybe 30? So that’s $19.50 x 30 = $585.00 a day. However, remember they only work 180 days a year!!! I am not going to pay them for any vacations.

LET’S SEE…. That’s $585 X 180= $105,300 peryear. (Hold on! My calculator needs new batteries).

What about those special education teachers and the ones with Master’s degrees? Well, we could pay them minimum wage ($7.75), and just to be fair, round it off to $8.00 an hour. That would be $8 X 6 1/2 hours X 30 children

X 180 days = $280,800 per year.

Wait a minute — there’s something wrong here! There sure is!

The average teacher’s salary (nation wide) is $50,000. $50,000/180 days = $277.77/per day/30 students=$9.25/6.5 hours = $1.42 per hour per student–a very inexpensive baby-sitter and they even EDUCATE your kids!)”

So I also decided to go out and check for some more information. First up and a mainstay for bashing ridiculous situation of news reporting in America. Here is a little bit of John Stewart on The Daily Show showing the contradiction between reporting about bailout money and Wall Street fat cat’s pay and reporting that teachers are being grossly over compensated.

 

I also found an infographic. I don’t know how I feel about infographics, because they are to actual research what soundbites are to real news reporting…just a lazy man’s way to consume basic information without understanding it. Although since I’m feeling lazy today I’m going to let myself fall into that trap.

Teachers Pay as a percentage of GDP - Go Korea!

Teachers Pay as a percentage of GDP - Go Korea!

Also just because I’m posting infographics might as well post this one that has been floating around the nets for awhile, even though it isn’t related to teachers pay I still felt it was important to disseminate this piece of knowledge. This infographic is about how much money stays in the pockets of the rich as a result of Continue reading

Do you know South Korea by David Dutton

This has to be perhaps one of the best videos of South Korea I have seen. I was able to recognize and have been to almost every place in the video. Spend 9 minutes, watch this video, and see some of the beauty that South Korea offers. Also I highly recommend it to my friends that have left for other shores, especially my Korean friends that are abroad. Enjoy!

Do You Know South Korea? from David Dutton on Vimeo.

PS I need to learn to do video like this…super impressed.